Posted by: bueller | July 28, 2007

The Stoopid Ark: The Alpaca

So the alpaca is an interesting looking creature, kind of like a tall skinny sheep, but its a member of the camel family? So I guess some camels got drunk one night off that deelsih Manischewitz wine and wandered into a herd of sheep, right? Whatever. Well the alpaca definitely gets the invite onto the stoopid ark. This thing can spit, and not just saliva, but it hacks up green digestive stuff from deep down below that people say smells worse than shit. And it doesnt really spit at humans or its predators as a defense, it spits at other alpaca’s.

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