Posted by: bueller | September 1, 2007

2007 NFL Fantasy Football Mock Draft 1.0

Draft Results
Round 1
1. LaDainian Tomlinson      Tanabs
2. Steven Jackson                Vegas Legend
3. Larry Johnson                 Dark Dongers
4. Frank Gore                      GrassOnDAFld…
5. Peyton Manning             MENEHUNE=HAY…
6. Joseph Addai                   drunkenpanda1
7. Rudi Johnson                   2NDaPink1NDa…
8. Shaun Alexander             justintime4f…
9. Laurence Maroney         Brian
10. Willie Parker                 Goo Hate Me

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Posted by: bfoxwr627 | August 29, 2007

If I Were A Superhero…

Below is a list of a few different powers I would choose to have if I were endowed with superhuman abilities. This is by no means a complete list, just a few powers I would request from the superhero Gods. Feel free to let me know if you agree/disagree, or what your own totally awesome powers would be.

Truth serum – This ability allows its possessor to elicit the truth from any one person for an entire day. Most responsible people would head straight for the White House and pepper Bush and his staff with questions. Did you really believe Iraq had WMDs?? Is Karl Rove really Satan in a fat man costume? (That last one might not even be worth asking since most of us already know the answer) I will not fall into such an obvious trap. Nay, my target holds much more important answers, or really just one answer. I will seek out one of the greatest comedians/actors of our time, Bill Murray, and ask him this pointed question: What the hell did you say to Scarlett Johansson at the end of Lost in Translation??? Seriously, WHAT DID YOU SAY??? Read More…

Posted by: bueller | August 29, 2007

Junk Drawer: Corporate Ghetto

YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE “CORPORATE GHETTO” WHEN….

1. You don’t officially start working in the morning until you read your emails.
2.. You have at least one drawer/cabinet that contains more food than office supplies.
3.. Not only do you know all the security guards, janitors and cafeteria workers, one of them has asked you out on a date.

4.. Your version of a conference call is when you call your friends and plan what you are doing for the weekend.
5.. The only time your significant other picks you up from work is on payday.
6.. Friends and family members call you at work to cuss you out because you didn’t answer your phone quick enough. Read More…

Posted by: bueller | August 29, 2007

The Facebook Group is Born: drunkenpanda.com

Well, there is not much to say here, we have created a facebook group called…….. wait for it: drunkenpanda.com………. so original, i know.  Well we hit a landmark total of hits today and wanted to do something to celebrate.  Don’t worry, I will drink some beers later as well.  Read More…

Posted by: bueller | August 28, 2007

Top 10 Most Bad-Ass Movie Characters

My original list had Neo from the Matrix at number 10 but I realized that was stupid. Let’s be serious for a second, Neo? Well, I replaced him with someone worthy, and he is followed by some pretty bad-ass dudes……no chicks, just dudes.

Here are the top 10 most bad-ass movie characters of the past 20 years:

10. Achilles (Brad Pitt), Troy

You know you are bad-ass when you can put a battle on hold while you pimp some ladies. As if that wasn’t enough, when he finally arrived at the battle he ended it with one thrust of his sword.

9. Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale), Batman Begins

Batman, the classic billionare hero with a Christian Bale twist. He can take on an army of ninja’s, he is buff, he has a sweet bat mobile this time around, he pimps girls, and he makes the cape look good.

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